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You'll want to keep this shirt on at all times - not to hide your emaciated biceps but to show off your beast mode.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TeeRex","offers":[{"title":"ICE GREY \/ S","offer_id":48302913945829,"sku":"19g649mkoatwmt","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICE GREY \/ M","offer_id":48302913978597,"sku":"19g649mkoatwmu","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICE GREY \/ L","offer_id":48302914011365,"sku":"19g649mkoatwmv","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICE GREY \/ XL","offer_id":48302914044133,"sku":"19g649mkoatwmw","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICE GREY \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302914076901,"sku":"19g649mkoatwmx","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICE GREY \/ 3XL","offer_id":48302914109669,"sku":"19g649mkoatwmy","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ICE GREY \/ 4XL","offer_id":48302914142437,"sku":"19g649mkoatwmz","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRAPHITE HEATHER \/ S","offer_id":48302914175205,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn0","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRAPHITE HEATHER \/ M","offer_id":48302914207973,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn1","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRAPHITE HEATHER \/ L","offer_id":48302914240741,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn2","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRAPHITE HEATHER \/ XL","offer_id":48302914273509,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn3","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRAPHITE HEATHER \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302914306277,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn4","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRAPHITE HEATHER \/ 3XL","offer_id":48302914339045,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn5","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRAPHITE HEATHER \/ 4XL","offer_id":48302914371813,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn6","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GRAPHITE HEATHER \/ 5XL","offer_id":48302914404581,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn7","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CAROLINA BLUE \/ S","offer_id":48302914437349,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn8","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CAROLINA BLUE \/ M","offer_id":48302914470117,"sku":"19g649mkoatwn9","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CAROLINA BLUE \/ L","offer_id":48302914502885,"sku":"19g649mkoatwna","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CAROLINA BLUE \/ XL","offer_id":48302914535653,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnb","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CAROLINA BLUE \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302914568421,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnc","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CAROLINA BLUE \/ 3XL","offer_id":48302914601189,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnd","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CAROLINA BLUE \/ 4XL","offer_id":48302914633957,"sku":"19g649mkoatwne","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CAROLINA BLUE \/ 5XL","offer_id":48302914666725,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnf","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ S","offer_id":48302914699493,"sku":"19g649mkoatwng","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ M","offer_id":48302914732261,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnh","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ L","offer_id":48302914765029,"sku":"19g649mkoatwni","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ XL","offer_id":48302914797797,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnj","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 2XL","offer_id":48302914830565,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnk","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 3XL","offer_id":48302914863333,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnl","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 4XL","offer_id":48302914896101,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnm","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 5XL","offer_id":48302914928869,"sku":"19g649mkoatwnn","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/2193\/0725\/files\/ninjapod_12127127_f_G500_51_f.jpg?v=1772889998","url":"https:\/\/teerex.us\/products\/beast-t-shirt","provider":"TeeRex","version":"1.0","type":"link"}