Alpha Male T

Why wear this alpha male tee?  Face it, the silverback is played out. Ever since Harambe got pwnd at the zoo, the image of some scary gorilla just hasn't been the same. Besides, true alphas don't wear the image of other alphas on their chest. They don't need to remind themselves who they already are. Instead, put your masculinity to the test in true alpha form... wear this alpha male tee and see who's man enough to take a wise crack. That's right... NOBODY. Because you sir, are a boner-fied alpha. Pass the test? You're giving the test. You know who also like unicorns and rainbows? The potential mating pool. Just sayin'. Who are you trying to send a message to anyways? Know your audience.