San Diego: The Anchorman T-Shirt

Look, this subtle Anchorman T-shirt dives a bit deeper than your run of the mill Anchorman T-shirt.  Masquerading as one of those generic <insert city here> t-shirts you can buy on any street corner from a sketchy vendor who is going to try and sell you 4 additional shirts, this shirt speaks to the diversity of humor in Anchorman. And no, we aren’t talking about an old wooden ship. Was San Diego founded in 1904? Maybe. Does it mean "whale's vagina" in German? Possibly. So get your history straight and get ready to miseducate the masses.

And what are those funny words on the back? Well what was Ron Burgundy’s famous tag line? No, not the expletive that got him fired, the other one. That’s right. Thanks to the wonders of Google Translate, you can see that “bleib stilvoll” translates to none other than stay classy.  And if anyone knows how to stay classy it was the German explorers who, upon discovering the city of San Diego decided to name it after a female whale body part. Wearing this Anchorman T-shirt will set you apart from all the basic tourists wandering around thinking San Diego was founded in 1769 and means “Saint Diego”.