Big Lebowski

Sure you might say outlandish things like "you want a toe? I can get you a toe" from time to time. Who doesn't? But the true measure of maturity is who can remain unfazed... or at least appear that way.  There is no quicker way to win an argument. Might we suggest wearing this to your next Thanksgiving with the fam? Pro tip: It also helps to make the patented Walter Sobchak face immediately after saying something ridiculous. Pick a topic, pick a color, pick a size, pick a date and enjoy!