Ledrunkest of BORG

This is a BORG.

Lower your inhibitions and surrender your standards.

We will add the alcoholic content of this BORG to your stomach.

Sobriety is futile.

You will be intoxicated.

Have you seen Star Trek: The Next Generation then warped to a college party circa 2020 and had a BORG or two? You know, a Black Out Rage Gallon, that were (are?) all the rage on campuses circa 2020.

Well now you're hung over and maybe you're channel surfing YouTube TV thanks to the password you stole from your parents and stumble across a bonafide Star Trek: TNG marathon on some budget cable channel. Do yourself a favor. Kick your feet up, forget about Econ 101 or American Lit, don't worry about the $60,000/year tuition and do yourself a favor and dive in. Watch Captain Picard (or should I say Locutus) and his crew save the galaxy yet again, or at least for the next 4-5 episodes. Come on, you owe it to yourself. Skip that class and watch 30 year old reruns for the first, second or twelfth time.

And maybe boldly go and purchase one of these t-shirts. Available in all the usual officer designation colors (Science/Medical, Engineer/Security, Officer). Also available as a Red Shirt (See what we did there!).

Make it so!