Zoolander T-Shirt. Say No More

There were so many potential ideas for the Zoolander T-Shirt.  It almost saddens us to have to settle on one.  But we did.  We're heroes.  We know it.

Out of the Derelicte campaign comes this masterpiece of high fashion.  Custom hand knit in Malaysia, this Zoolander T-Shirt exudes high class and sophistication.  You didn't study for hours in a center that was probably made for ants just to finish second place in your fashion class.  No.  Your blood, sweat, tears and La Tigra all went in to earning this valedictorian t-shirt.  You learned how to read, you learned how to turn left and you learned other stuff too.  So wear it with pride and make the prime minister of Micronesia proud or am I taking crazy pills over here?  It even comes in Blue Steel so there you go.