Tommy Want Wingy

Look, maybe the kitchen's closed and Helen won't turn the fryers back on but that's when folks like us have got to forge ahead. Amiright? So don this shirt to let 'em know that you might suck as a salesmen, sure... you probably even killed your pretty little pet (the sale)... but darn it, you love chicken wings and would rather eat a sugar packet or two than settle for "cold stuff and desert". You'll never know if you don't ask but your chances are better if you're wearing this with a puppy dog face. Give it a try.  Tommy's size was 5XL, what is yours?